Real report — 0x326ddc… — Hyperliquid perps — 32 round trips

This trader thinks he's bad.He's just paying funding.

Trading PnL−$7,672
Fees−$2,659
Funding−$30,199
Real loss−$40,530
↑ 75% of the loss, on a line he never opened

His directional calls cost him $7,672 across 32 round trips. Close to nothing. Funding cost him four times that. He was watching the first line. He never looked at the second.

Paste your Hyperliquid address. Get the same breakdown on your own account.

What the report measures

Plus one line at the top of the report: the leak costing you the most, with a number and the mechanism producing it.

How it works

  1. You give a public address

    Nothing else. No account to create.

  2. The tool reads the on-chain history

    Through the public Hyperliquid API, read-only.

  3. You get your report

    Five measures, the main leak, and the raw figures so you can check every number yourself.

Read-only

No wallet connection, no API key, no password, no signature. The tool is technically incapable of placing an order or moving funds. It only reads what anyone can already see on chain.

Where the product stands

Exists today
  • The analysis engine, tested on real accounts
  • Position reconstruction, cross-checked by two independent implementations
  • The full report: five measures and the main leak
Doesn't exist yet
  • The web interface — today it's a command-line tool and I generate reports myself
  • Continuous tracking
  • Other exchanges

This is a pre-order. You're paying today for a product delivered on September 10, 2026. I'd rather write that here than have you find out later.

Founder seats

€99one time — lifetime access
0 / 15 seats taken · then €29/month
  • Lifetime access to the web version, no subscription
  • Unlimited reports on your own addresses
  • Your full report within 48 hours, without waiting for September 10
  • You pick the next measures that get built
Claim my seat

Delivered on September 10, or fully refunded. No questions, no justification needed.

Questions

Why should I trust you?
I'm not a profitable trader selling a method. I'm a developer who built the tool he wanted. You don't have to take my word for it: every number in the report can be cross-checked against any Hyperliquid explorer, and the report hands you the raw figures to do it.
Is my data exposed?
There's nothing to expose. Your trade history is already public on chain, visible to anyone with your address. The tool just reads it and lays it out.
The report is free — why pay?
The free report is a one-off and I generate it by hand. A founder seat is permanent access, on as many addresses as you want, without going through me.
How do I get the free report?
Send me your public address on @SteadyTradeOrg. I'll send the report back. No email required, no signup.
What if you don't ship on September 10?
You get a full refund. That's the risk I take by selling before finishing, and it's mine to carry.